Seven: Captain, may I speak with you?
Captain: Of course, Seven. What can I do for you?
Seven: Do you find me attractive?
Captain: I beg your pardon?
Seven: There is no need to beg Captain.
Captain: I wasn’t really begging, Seven.
Seven: Are you certain?
Captain: Yes!
Seven: So you do find me attractive?
Captain: Wait…what?
Seven: Kathryn, are you gay?
Captain: What?
Seven: I have calculated that you spend 92.5 minutes per day staring at my mammary glands. Are you gay?
Captain: And if I were gay?
Seven: Then you should know that you need not only stare…