If You Were Gay...
100 Words Of Inanity By DAx =/\=

 

 

 

 

Seven:  Captain, may I speak with you?


Captain: Of course, Seven. What can I do for you?

 

Seven:  Do you find me attractive?

 

Captain: I beg your pardon?

 

Seven: There is no need to beg Captain. 

 

Captain:  I wasn’t really begging, Seven.

 

Seven: Are you certain?

 

Captain:  Yes!

 

Seven: So you do find me attractive?

 

Captain:  Wait…what?

 

Seven:  Kathryn, are you gay?

 

Captain: What?

 

Seven: I have calculated that you spend 92.5 minutes per day staring at my mammary glands.  Are you gay?

 

Captain: And if I were gay?

 

Seven:  Then you should know that you need not only stare…