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Chuckles just blew up another shuttle
Actin' like a loser Christmas eve.
You might think he just can't be that stupid
But as for me and Seven, we believe.

 
The ship was all peaceful and quiet,
Tonight we'd make my dreams come true.
Seven had my blood a'boilin'
As we snuggled up, our passions grew.
I leaned in and kissed her softly
Then laid her back along the couch
That red alert sure did disturb us,
Is it any wonder I'm a grouch?

 
Chuckles just blew up another shuttle
Actin' like a loser Christmas eve.
You might think "Oh, he can't be that stupid",
But as for me and Seven, we believe. 

 
I let him go down to that planet
I sure did make a big mistake.
That's four shuttles now he's cost us.
And my lusty thoughts have turned to ache
This big lug is really useless.
He always seems to get attacked.
But I never can remember,
Why we work so hard to get him back.

 
Chuckles just blew up another shuttle
Actin' like a loser Christmas eve.
You might think he just can't be that stupid
But as for me and Seven, we believe.

 
Well, he says this one's an accident.
He blames some big fat man in red
He's babbling nonsense 'bout some antlers.
That boy just ain't right inside his head.
If you see that he's your pilot
You oughta grab your stuff and scram.
We really shouldn't give a shuttle
To a man who can't fly worth a damn.

 
Chuckles just blew up another shuttle
Actin' like a loser Christmas eve.
You might think he just can't be that stupid
But as for me and Seven, we believe.

Happy Holidays!

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