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Christmastime With Seven Of Nine
Sung from Janeway’s point of view
Words and music by
JunoirBillnNeedlefingers
It’s nearing that
time of year
The smell of
Christmas in the artificial atmosphere
I’m all alone in
my ready room
I hope that Seven
gets here soon
She really knows
how to make my day
Even when I’m
stuck with Chakotay
The rest of the
crew are absolute fools
But Seven knows
just what to do
Kiss me,
Under the
mistletoe
You’re so sexy,
In the warp core
glow,
Were so far from
home
But I don’t have far
to roam,
This Christmas
time
(With Seven of
Nine)
Species 8472,
The Borg, the
Vidians and the Kazon too,
Can’t put a damper
on my festivities
Or Seven’s loving
abilities
So, every single
deck of the ship it now snows
I ordered Tuvok to
whip him till he cries
While Seven and I
eat mince pies
Kiss me,
Under the
mistletoe
She’s so sexy,
In the warp core
glow,
Were so far from
home
But I don’t have
far to roam,
This Christmas
time
(With Seven of
Nine)
Red Alert, were
under attack
Red Alert, were
under attack
(Evasive
manoeuvres)
Red Alert, were
under attack
(Evasive
manoeuvres)
Red Alert, were
under attack
Kiss me,
Under the
mistletoe
She’s so sexy,
In the warp core
glow,
Were so far from
home
But I don’t have
far to roam,
This Christmas
time
(With Seven of
Nine)
Happy Holidays!
A little something from
JuniorBillnNeedlefingers!!
