STAR TREK: VOYAGER

"The 12 Days Of Christmas!"

CHRISTMAS DAY


''Nuttin For Christmas
Sung by Seven Of Nine

At first I tried to assimilate;
Somebody snitched on me.
Then I tried to get Kim to mate;
Somebody snitched on me.
Sent 8472 to the Hirogen ship;
Had my hands all over the Captain’s pip;
Took a shuttlecraft on an unauthorized trip;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Captain Janeway’s awfully mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I downloaded data straight to my node
Somebody snitched on me.
My thoughts went into overload
Somebody snitched on me.
But when I ran she had to try
and made me see she wouldn’t lie
so I went and asked her how and why
And she demonstrated on me.

So, I'm gettin' nubbin' for Christmas
Kathryn says I’m the best she’s had.
I'm gettin' nubbin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing no coal this year;
Cuz the Captain’s Sweet on me.
My stockin’s gonna be full this year
You all just wait and see!
Next year I won’t be going straight;
Next year I'll be better, she just can’t wait
I'm gonna start now, it’s never too late;
Cuz the Captain’s sweet on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You won’t get nubbin' for Christmas.

The Authors Behind This Madness

Day 1 - DAx =/\=
Day 2 - AW61
Day 3 - Taoduck
Day 4 - DAx =/\=
Day 5 - Taoduck
Day 6 - Aw61
Day 7 - REALLY, REALLY AW61
Day 8 - Ceeking
Day 9 - jeny_nour
Day 10 - BeachBum
Day 11 - jeny_nour
Day 12 - The Dirty Pair

Special Hidden Appearances by:
ZoeAmory
jeny_nour 
cygirl1
DAx =/\=
The Dirty Pair
AW61
Taoduck