STAR TREK: VOYAGER
"'Twas The Night Before Christmas"
An Original J/7 Voyager Christmas Ditty
Ó2007 by The Dirty Pair
(AKA DAx =/\= and AW61)
DISCLAIMER - IT'S ALL IN FUN FOLKS!!!
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the ship
Captain Janeway was searching for her goddamn lost pip
She searched through her bedsheets and looked under her chair
But that little brass nipple was simply not there.
She crept through the corridors as quiet as a mouse
Trying to think where she last had played ‘house’.
Had it been Astrometrics when she stopped by for a chat
And ended up wearing a Borg for a hat?
Or had it been sickbay with the Doctor offline
Where she’d been thoroughly examined by Seven of Nine?
Or perhaps on the bridge when the crew was not there
And Seven had taken her from behind in her chair.
Was it the ready room stairs or the shuttle bay dock?
The conference room table or the outer air lock?
With a shake of her head and a long winded sigh
A pinch to her nose and a hand on her thigh
She gave up the search, headed back to deck three
Hoping that Santa had put a pip under the tree.
Her quarters were dark, her living room bare..
But something was different!
Someone was there!
Away to her bedroom she hurried with glee
Her heart overjoyed with what she might see
And what to her wondering eyes should appear
But a sight that was sure to bring much Christmas cheer
Seven lay nestled all snug in her bed
Nude from her toes to the top of her head.
Her sweet little mouth was drawn up like a bow
With covers pulled down so her nipples would show.
With a tilt of her head and a quirk of her brow
She quietly snickered, “What did you lose now?”
“My little brass nipple!” Janeway cried in alarm
Only to feel a soft tug on her arm.
She glanced at her love to see her lost pip
Quite perfectly balanced on a Borg fingertip.
“Where the hell did you find it?” Janeway cried in delight.
“I’ve been searching the ship for most of the night!”
“It was in my blue biosuit.” Seven purred in her ear.
“I’ll show you right where if you come over here.”
Janeway grinned, “You’re so naughty… I like this new you…”
“But don’t you go sharing it with the rest of the crew!”
“Indeed.” Seven said as her
fingers slid out of sight
Filling
her captain with waves of delight.
And all through the ship rang the happy
refrain…
OH GOD YES, SEVEN! FUCK ME AGAIN!!
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Twas the night after Christmas and all through the ship…
Hell, you get the idea…