Disclaimer #3:
This
story is no where near long enough to offend anyone.
If you are offended then for goodness sake
get a smaller stick to shove up your butt!
22
Days - J/7-G
Disclaimer #3:
This
story may or may not depict a romantic relationship between two women,
I haven’t
decided yet. However,
I did want to
provide you with the warning that it might be there so that you could
cover
your eyes if it bothers you. Of course, then you wouldn’t be
able to read the
story which would make this disclaimer completely unnecessary. Why don’t we
just call it even and move on?
Dusk
to Dust - NC-17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story does depict a loving relationship between to women. Some scenes may be
graphic, but they are
lovingly so. If
this bothers you, then
you really need to find another hobby.
You don’t seem to be very good at finding what
you’re looking for on the
net. I suggest
knitting, that way you
can make your own head cozy and stop the air that’s leaking
out from between
your ears. If you
are under 18, then
wear green underwear to school, that way you have an excuse to drop
your pants
around all the pretty girls. (If
you
need help picking them out, call me…) If this is illegal
where you live then
find yourself a girlfriend, I guarantee that will light a fire under
your ass
to change your local politics…
Past
Tense - NC-17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story does depict a romantic relationship between two women and it will
probably be graphic because, well let’s face it,
I’m a member of the rabid lesbian
horde and I like that kind of thing.
If
this bothers you then please either delete it as fast as you can or
admit that
you kind of think your best friend is a hottie.
If you are under 18 then you probably know some really
good new
positions, drop me an email would ya?
If
this is illegal where you live then you’ve got bigger things
to worry about
than whether or not someone finds this on your computer. (Like the
Earth’s
crust shifting and that pesky ice age coming on…)
Cupid
Has Been Assimilated - NC17
Disclaimer #2:
This
story does depict romantic relationships between members of the same
sex. Some of them are sweet, some are silly, and
some will leave you wondering what kind of mushrooms I had in my salad
last
night. Only the ones with a certain
Captain and her Borg will be graphic (probably…
Mrs. Devlin is hanging out here somewhere and you know how she likes to
mess about without her pants on.) If
this bothers you then… well, I really don’t give a
fuck. I’m trying to care, honestly I am, but it
just
isn’t happening. Sorry. If you are under
18, then please be aware that inter-species sex
is really a concept ahead of its time at this point. Please
do not take a goat home for dinner and
try to explain to your parents how much you love Billy,
m’kay?
If this is illegal where you live then please
utilize your local Lesbian U-Haul service and fucking move!
Disclaimer #3:
Following
in the footsteps of my original fanfic obsession, Xena: Warrior
Princess, I have
taken MANY liberties with the Cupid/Eros myth.
I am well aware that
one was Roman; one was Greek and both were
male and that I am stirring them together into a blatantly erroneous
historically
cringe-worthy hodpodge. So
sue me. (You show
me any actual Greek myth in which
Aphrodite mutters the word ‘Bitchin’!’
and I will apologize!)
Dirty
Thoughts - NC17
Disclaimer #3:
Uhm…ya…U iz on ur
onesies.
Same
Auld Lang Syne - G
Disclaimer #3:
This
story may or may not depict a romantic relationship between two women,
I haven’t
decided yet. However,
I did want to
provide you with the warning that it might so that you could get all
pissy
about it if that kind of thing bothers you.
Once you’re done being pissy about it, be good
little automaton and go
and make me an Irish coffee would ya?
If
you’re under 18, then make sure you designate a driver so you
can read my
stories when you are 19 too. If
this is
illegal where you live, then take heart!
It is a brand new year and the possibilities, as they say,
are
limitless.
The
Water Witch - NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story does depict a romantic relationship between two women and it will
probably be graphic cuz I iz in da ready room pervin on dem both. If this bothers you then
that means I wrote
it correctly and if you tell me it bothers you I will simply throw
things at
your head until you go away. If
you are
under 18 then take notes. If
this is
illegal where you are then maybe Kentucky
isn’t the right place for you.
A
Captain's Carol - J/7 NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story depicts the relationship between two women.
The scenes may be graphic, but they are
lovingly so. If
this bothers you, then
please take the coal from your stocking and shove it up your ass. You’ll have a
diamond before you know
it. If you are
under 18 then don’t read
this at Christmas dinner. Your
Aunt Emma
might have a heart attack. If
this is
illegal where you live, then ask Santa to bring you a plane ticket to Vermont.
Distortion
- J/7 NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story depicts a loving relationship between two
women. If this
bothers you then please
feel free to tell me so I can print it out and put it at the bottom of
my cat’s
litter box (He deserves a good laugh too!).
If you are under 18, then please share this with a friend
(You’ll be
moving out soon and will probably need the toaster oven). If this is
illegal
where you live then we have obviously traveled back in time so please
don’t
tell me about it. I
hate temporal
mechanics…
Unspoken
- J/7 Rated NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story suggests a romantic pairing between two
women. That
can’t possibly bother you
can it? I mean, oh
my god, I am not even
putting in sex scene (only because the story doesn’t call for
it) so it
shouldn’t get your panties in a wad too badly.
If it does, then you are really wound too tight for living. Try deep breathing
exercises. Take in
a breath and hold it until you pass
out. Then repeat
over and over. Trust
me, everyone will be better off.
Eternal
- J/7 - Rated NC17
Disclaimer
#3:
This
story depicts an intensely and
darkly erotic love story between a Captain and Her Borg.
If this
kind of thing bothers you, please have your head examined. If
you’re
under 18, I expect half your candy. If this is illegal where
you live,
well… at least they can only burn you at the stake
once…
Puss
In Boots - J/7 - Rated NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story is, for lack of a better description, a shameless
PWP!! What that
means is that the plot will be thin
and the sex will be hot and heavy between our fearless Captain and her
favorite
Borg. All I can say
to those with
delicate sensibilities is… dig it or fuck off.
If you are under 18, I take no responsibility for how this
may scar your
maturing psyche. If
this is illegal
where you live…well, honestly, I can’t really
imagine anyplace where this
wouldn’t be illegal…
‘nuff said.
Between
7 & 9 - J/7 - Rated NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story depicts a romantic relationship between two women. Some scenes may be graphic
but whoo baby that’s hot
as hell so if it
bothers you don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way
out! If your under
18, well…I honestly don’t
care. If this is
illegal where you live,
please photocopy it 1,000 times and put it under the windshield wipers
of every
car parked outside of City Hall. That’ll
get their attention.
Seven
Past Midnight - J/7 - Rated NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story depicts a romantic relationship between two
consenting females. Some
scenes may be
graphic, but lovingly so. If
you are
under the age of 18, you are on your own.
Age has never been a factor in wisdom!
If this sort of thing is illegal where you live, I guess
that proves
that wisdom has never been a factor in government!
Viva
Las Vegas - J/7 - Rated NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story depicts a romantic relationship between two women. Some scenes may be
graphic, but lovingly
so. If you are
under the age of 18,
either stop reading now or find a really good place to hide it. I don't want to hear from
your mother! (And
clean up your room would ya??) If
this
is illegal where you live, then please advise your local government to
pull its
head out of its ass or at least put a window in its belly button.
The
Years Between - NC17
Disclaimer #3:
This
story does depict a romantic relationship between two women. If this bothers you then
you obviously
haven’t been paying attention to any of my other disclaimers
so I give up! You
never appreciated me anyway!! I’m
leaving and I’m taking the cat with me! (Cough,
cough…ahem…) If you are under
18 then I suggest becoming an art major.
It will really impress the college girls and your parents
will be pissed
that they have to pay for it. If
this is
illegal where you live then just hide it inside your
bible…no one important will
find it there….
Hope you enjoyed 'em!!!
DAx =/\=
